Naomi Campbell Spits Up Her Freedom

She spits, hurls, scratches, and lies. Many rabid animals have been euthanised for much less, but somehow Naomi Campbell is still among us. However, this bird may never fly again as a result of her most recent altercation with authorities.

According to the UK's Daily Express, Naomi could be banned from flying with British Airways after spitting in a police officer's face at London's Heathrow Airport. Police got involved when Naomi went ape-shit over a problem with her luggage.


I need not say it, but I want to: Naomi Campbell is a no-class crack-ho.