Brad and Angelina Tie the Knot

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have finally tied the knot... or have they?

OK! Magazine and X-17 Online are both reporting that (ever-reliable) Star Magazine has claimed Brangelina were married today in New Orleans, Lousiana's French Quarter. Neither Barack Obama, nor Hillary Clinton were in attendance. However, Tasty Rumor is the first to share this extremely rare and unofficial wedding photo:


I'm a Doubting Debbie when it comes to this sort of news, especially since the media has cried wolf over this in its relentless speculation sooo many times in the past. Plus, why would People lie?

If it turns out to be true, though, we could have a lot more to chat about considering Brad Pitt's solemn oath to hold out until gay marriage is legalized. At the very thought, angry lesbian Mandi Hamlin is tearing out her nipple rings in protest.