Following in the footsteps of Mischa Barton, Tara Reid, and Lindsay Lohan, the UK has swapped SlimFast for Stoli.
"With pressure on young women to drink but also remain slim, many are now swapping dinner for a large glass or two of wine..." <more>
Speaking of drunk, American Idol's Paula Abdul had to bear witness this evening to Kristy Lee Cook as she offered to "blow" Simon Cowell and Randy Jackson "out of their socks". Then, Ryan Seacrest asked David Cook ,"Can I grab you?" Total Sluts.
Today I called someone a freakpig. Not to their face, of course... I was actually referring to a celebrity of some sort... maybe John Travolta or Rosie O'Donnell? Same diff, which is probably why it's so difficult for me to pinpoint exactly who it was I was referring to. Whoever it was, the shoe fit.
Anyway, my co-worker thought it was funny and he told his wife, who also got a kick out of it, so I naturally googled "freakpig" to explore just how original my word is... because, you know, creating new words is a lucrative career path. Well, wouldn't you know it's not original at all?
So far I've stumbled upon A Book of Misery where freakpig is the online persona of a gloriously, hideously tragic goth named Ky in need of some happy-pills. Then, I uncovered this gem from the world of weird news:
Xi'an, China:
"...newly-born piglet with one head, two mouths, two noses and three eyes..."
