Flogging Sarah Marshall

ihatesarahmarshall.com is the latest flog to leave its virtual skid mark on the World Wide Web. I'm not a big fan of the flog, nor do I have any respect for trick marketing techniques... so stop sending me spam claiming I've won the Imaginationland lottery.

I'm also envisioning 1150 Sarah Marshalls wondering what, exactly, they did to deserve all of this defamatory publicity that's being plastered on billboards, bus stops, and homeless peoples' shopping-carts across the country — and asking themselves, "why do I suck?"