Aliens, Rick Astley & Gossip Gurls

I'm experiencing modest pangs of guilt for neglecting my new blog. It's only been two weeks and I've already fallen off the bandwagon.

You deserve better, so help yourself to these tasty rumors from the past few days:

Photos of a UFO hovering over Capitola, California have been spread virally across the web by an anonymous source and are now piquing the interests of mass media.

The photos' authenticity is still in debate.

Now check this out. You win five million dollars from the Publishers Sweepstakes, and the same day that that Big Ed guy gives you the check, aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow up the world in two days — what do you do?

In unrelated news, Rick Astley says he's popular again. Who knew? The New York Times did... and now they're paying for it.

A blunder over the authenticity of a viral video called "College Basketball Game Gets Rick Roll'd" has the New York Times sucking lemons.

The real shame, however, lies in finding Rick Roll'd videos funny.

And did you hear the juicy gossip about Chace Crawford and JC Chasez?

Apparently, so did JC. He rejects and denounces being in a gay-man-on-manboy-leather-thong-role-playing-butt-sex relationship with Chase.

Scandalous! Now, why would we think that?