I'm a huge "Heathers" fan. In fact, I'm practically Heather Number 4.
When Heather had Veronica forge a "hot and horny, but realistically low-key note" to Martha Dumptruck Dunstock from Kurt Kelly, which is then slipped onto her lunchtray, I thought it was very. I know it isn't nice to pick on the fat girl, but come on, Kurt's the high school quarterback... and I'm no Mother Teresa. Plus, there's always an up-side to every tasty rumor: Heather's cruel joke may have given Martha some "shower-nozzle-masturbation material for weeks."
You're probably passing judgement on me already, but for some reason you're still reading this post. Are you Heather Number 5? Number 12? Number 8462? Or maybe you're a Veronica. Whoever you are, you're still here and I'm grateful. Look forward to BIG FUN in the near future and scathing, irreverent, delectable dish!
When Heather had Veronica forge a "hot and horny, but realistically low-key note" to Martha Dumptruck Dunstock from Kurt Kelly, which is then slipped onto her lunchtray, I thought it was very. I know it isn't nice to pick on the fat girl, but come on, Kurt's the high school quarterback... and I'm no Mother Teresa. Plus, there's always an up-side to every tasty rumor: Heather's cruel joke may have given Martha some "shower-nozzle-masturbation material for weeks."
You're probably passing judgement on me already, but for some reason you're still reading this post. Are you Heather Number 5? Number 12? Number 8462? Or maybe you're a Veronica. Whoever you are, you're still here and I'm grateful. Look forward to BIG FUN in the near future and scathing, irreverent, delectable dish!
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You're beautiful
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